The Art Of Implementation

Comments Implementation Code review Optimization Time-complexity Lazy-coding Senior developers Technical debt Shrinktofit

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The Art Of Implementation

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That moment when your senior dev asks you to implement a shrinking algorithm and you decide to just decrement a counter in a loop. The crying cat perfectly captures the pain of code review day when they see your O(n) solution that could've been a simple one-liner. "It technically works" is your only defense as you prepare to rewrite it for the fifth time.

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