The Art Of Implementation

Behold! The most accurate depiction of development reality ever drawn by human hands! On the left, your code change workflow - majestic, detailed, robust like a thoroughbred horse ready for battle. And then there's your database change workflow - a pathetic stick figure abomination that looks like it was drawn by a caffeinated toddler with a crayon. We spend YEARS perfecting our code deployment pipelines with tests, CI/CD, and version control while our database migrations are basically "run this SQL and pray to the data gods it doesn't destroy production." The AUDACITY of us calling ourselves professionals while treating our precious data like this! 💀

Content When prod is still broken but you already rolled back your changes and ruled them out

Content WHEN YOU ENTER A CODE FROM YOUR AUTHENTICATOR APP AFTER IT CHANGES BUT IT STILL GETS ACCEPTED IT'S AN OLDER CODE, SIR, BUT IT CHECKS OUT.

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