The Accidental Programming Royalty

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The Accidental Programming Royalty

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That feeling when your code compiles on the first try and you momentarily transform from sleep-deprived keyboard masher to royalty. Sure, it'll probably explode during runtime, but for these brief 3 seconds, you're basically a programming deity. The universe has made a clerical error in your favor. Enjoy it before the inevitable stack trace arrives to dethrone you.

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