The Accidental Programming Royalty

The corporate circle of life in the AI era. Both managers and developers secretly fantasizing about using generative AI to eliminate each other from the equation. Meanwhile, AI is quietly taking notes on how to get rid of both. The digital equivalent of two people plotting each other's demise while standing on the same trapdoor.

Nothing says "we value your time" quite like turning a job application into a full-time unpaid internship. The modern tech interview process has evolved from "Can you code?" to "Can you solve this obscure algorithm while tap-dancing and reciting the company values backwards?" The tears reflected in those glasses aren't from sadness—they're from realizing you just spent 40 hours on interview prep only to get ghosted with the classic "unfortu-" cut-off. Next time just ask if I can center a div and call it a day.

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So this is why my code breaks in production. Turns out bugs aren't just randomly appearing—they're being strategically trained to give wrong answers and crash systems. That cockroach teacher asking "what is 2+4?" and getting "5," "9," and "8" as answers isn't incompetence—it's a feature! By the third panel, they've mastered the art of being consistently wrong and are ready for their mission: total programmer destruction. No wonder my perfectly working code suddenly can't do basic math in production. These little monsters have been preparing for this their whole lives.

The medieval torture scene perfectly captures the collective agony when someone raises their hand at 4:55 PM on Friday. Everyone's already mentally logged off, SSH keys turned in, and dreams of weekend debugging-free bliss shattered by "Just one quick question about the sprint backlog." The team's faces say it all - pure existential dread as the weekend slips further away with each word of that "quick" question that will inevitably spiral into a 45-minute discussion about JIRA ticket formatting.