The Accidental Programming Royalty

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The x86 instruction set has evolved from sensible mnemonics like mov and add to absurd alphabet soup like xtrsprfstcmd that supposedly does complex math while romancing your mother in a single clock cycle. Impressive efficiency, questionable naming conventions. It's like Intel engineers went from writing readable code to smashing their faces on keyboards while achieving quantum-level performance.

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Who needs comments when your function name is your documentation? That ridiculously long Python function name isn't just a coding style - it's a desperate cry from a developer who'd rather write a novel in snake_case than add a single /* comment */. The best part? Six months later, even they won't remember what the hell that function actually does. Future maintainers will find your LinkedIn just to send hate mail.

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