That one dev who takes more time to make tea than drink it.

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Content Garethlilmann-Walker GIW This utter crap is being distributed through schools from the 'local authority' so presume WalsallCouncil today. The level of disinformation is staggering. I'd be proud to find my kids learning to use any of these. Except Discord but that's nothing to do with hacking. What is on a child's computer? Tr Browser used to access the dark web Virtual Machines can hide operating systems not normally found on the computer- like Kali Linux Kali Linux is an operating system often used for hacking WiFi Pineapple is a bit of kit that can be used to capture sensitive data over the in- ternet CO DISCORD Discord is a popular communication plat- form often used to share hacking tips Metasploit is penetration software that makes hacking simple if you see any of these on their computer, or have a child vou think is hacking, let us know so we can give advice and engage them into positive diversions rccuwest-midlands.pnn.police.uk ROCU ah NCA National Crime Agency

THE AUDACITY! The sheer, unbridled CONFIDENCE of developers thinking their "tiny little fix" won't cause the entire production environment to IMPLODE into a black hole of despair! 😱 And then—GASP—the shocked Pikachu face when everything inevitably bursts into flames! Because OF COURSE that one-line change just destroyed the database, crashed the servers, and somehow set the office microwave on fire! 🔥 This is why we can't have nice things in software development. Testing? Who needs it when you have BLIND OPTIMISM and a prayer?!

Ah, the Stockholm subway map - the perfect visual metaphor for what happens when you try to merge to main after just 4 hours of Git experience. That tangled mess of colored lines intersecting in chaotic ways? That's your branch history after you've discovered git rebase , git cherry-pick , and the dreaded git push --force all in the same afternoon. Trust me, kid. We've all been there. Your repo probably looks like someone dropped spaghetti on a circuit board. Just wait until you discover merge conflicts - that's when you'll really need this map to find the nearest bar.

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