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Content WHEN IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY OF WORK AT GOOGLE AND THEY DON'T ASK YOU TO REVERSE A LINKED LIST Years of academy training wasted!

Content Interns taking over my module when I was in vacation Me after returning Look how they massacred my boy.

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That golden retriever isn't just staring into your soul—it's staring at your unfinished Git commits. The dog can literally smell your procrastination through the screen. Right now, you've got 47 Slack notifications, a deadline in 3 hours, and yet here you are, looking at memes about not working instead of actually working. The dog knows. The dog always knows. And that judgmental canine gaze will follow you back to your IDE where that one function has been half-implemented since Tuesday.

Content WELCOME TO THE SPRINT PLANNING MEETING WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE UP, AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER

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