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The AUDACITY of project managers thinking that physically hovering over developers will magically fix communication issues! Look at this PM in their fancy outfit, invading the sacred coding space like they're about to ask "is it done yet?" for the 47TH TIME TODAY. Developers frantically trying to focus while their PM breathes down their neck is the corporate equivalent of having someone watch you type your password. PURE TORTURE! Nothing says "I don't trust your time estimates" quite like setting up camp right next to the people who just want to be left alone with their code and existential dread. The closer the PM sits, the further the deadline slips - it's basically a law of physics at this point!

Content You get a tech job You ask for the documentation for an internal project They tell you "there is no documentation, just look at the code" The code has no conments The variable names are 3 letter long acronyms Most files are 2000 lines of code

Finally, a Git manual that doesn't sugarcoat the existential dread. git reset as "pretending your last few hours of work never happened" hits harder than any merge conflict. Every developer has experienced that moment of divine intervention with git rebase , playing God with the timeline while silently praying nothing breaks. And let's not forget git blame - the digital equivalent of pointing fingers during a production outage. This glossary should be mandatory reading before anyone's allowed to touch a repository.

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