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Nothing says "I'm here to help" like a junior dev submitting a PR that rewrites half the codebase before their first cup of office coffee. The message "init cursor" is the digital equivalent of "I fixed it" while the server room is on fire. Those 8,214 new files? Just dependency hell with a bow on top. Senior devs are already updating their resumes.

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The infinite recursion of tech support. Even the most brilliant engineers have that one friend they text at 2AM with "hey, my thing is broken." Follow that chain long enough and you'll eventually find some mysterious bearded figure in a basement who still uses Vim and hasn't updated their OS since 2003. That person? They just Google stuff like the rest of us, but somehow their searches actually work.

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