Taken from my programming class in college

Content JUNIOR WE DEPLOYED OPENA TICKET THE WRONG VERSION AND FIXASAP SENIOR WHAT VERSION DID WE DEPLOY? DONTKNOW

Content so what brings you to us? id like to get hired and why is that? you need to buy a license for that answer 00 000100 GISGO You're hired! Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

When a colleague announces they're leaving, there are two types of developers: those who mourn the loss of institutional knowledge, and those who've seen Billy's SQL queries. Poor Billy committed the cardinal database sin: using a cross join with a group-by clause. That's like using a flamethrower to light birthday candles – technically it works, but the collateral damage is... extensive. The remaining team members aren't celebrating Billy's departure – they're planning his execution before he can push that monstrosity to production. Because nothing says "farewell party" like debugging someone's queries that would bring a database server to its knees.

Content SAFETY FIRST DAYS SINCE LAST DATETIME FORMAT INCIDENT -1.8446744073709552e19

Content FINALLY OURSOL made wenour using one

Content what's your rate? what's your budget?