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Content KIDS, THERES THREE WAYS TO DEVELOP SOFTWARE THE RIGHT WAY, THE WRONG WAY AND AGILE DEVELOPMENT WAY ISN'T THAT THE WRONG WAY? YEAN BUT FASTER!

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The sweet summer child thinks he's conquered the world after fixing compiler errors. "Goodbye compiler errors! I will never suffer again!" he proclaims with the confidence of someone who's never met a segmentation fault. But the programming gods have other plans. First comes the linker errors - those cryptic messages about undefined references that make you question your career choices. Then the final boss appears: runtime errors. Those sneaky bastards that pass all checks but crash your program when the client demos it. It's the circle of developer life - fix one problem, unlock three more challenging ones. Welcome to the job security plan.

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Content Interviewer: Sort an array of Os, 1s and 2s ME: First I will sort the array using Bubble sort and then ... Interviewer: My grandma runs faster then your code

Content A wasp rolled over by a train. TheDankestJ 6h Mf got squashed so hard he got integrated into the tracks Reply 4 1.3k J sushibgd 2h 5 Awards It was a bug and now it's a feature. ProdrammerHumor.io