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That beautiful moment when you hand over your legacy codebase like a soggy cardboard box on a clothesline. "Here's that microservice I built at 3 AM during a production outage. No documentation, just vibes. Good luck figuring out why it crashes every third Tuesday!" Meanwhile you're skipping away to greener pastures while your replacement stares at 5,000 lines of uncommented spaghetti code with variable names like 'temp1' and 'finalFinalREALLYfinal2'. The digital equivalent of leaving a time bomb with a sticky note that says "it works on my machine!"

When AI takes your job, it doesn't even have the decency to wear a suit. On the left: a tech company coldly announcing layoffs with the classic "unfortunately your role is eliminated" corporate speak. On the right: the culprit - just a neural network equation that probably cost less to run than the CEO's coffee budget. Nothing says "future of work" quite like getting replaced by some Greek letters and summation notation. The real irony? The developers who built these models are probably next on the chopping block. Talk about training your own replacement!

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Listen, "vibecoding" sounds way too aspirational and zen for what's actually happening here. You're not channeling cosmic energy through your keyboard—you're literally just vibing with the code, hoping something sticks while your brain runs on autopilot and three cups of coffee. It's that beautiful state where you're not really thinking, not really planning, just... existing alongside your IDE and praying to the syntax gods. "Lazycoding" is the HONEST rebrand we desperately need. No more pretending we're in some flow state when we're actually just too mentally exhausted to open the documentation. We're not vibing, we're surviving. Call it what it is!