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The relativity of bug severity is programming's greatest cosmic joke. 10 bugs in staging? Just a Tuesday. 10 bugs in production? That's a Slack channel on fire, three emergency meetings, and your weekend plans suddenly involving a lot more Red Bull and keyboard smashing than originally anticipated. It's like quantum physics—the same number exists in two states simultaneously: "meh" and "apocalypse," with the observer (your boss) determining which reality collapses into existence.

Elon's master plan for Twitter profitability is peak corporate strategy: Step 1: Make Twitter profitable (revolutionary concept) Step 2: Fire developers to cut costs (because who needs those pesky people who make things work?) Step 3: Introduce paid API plans (monetize everything!) Step 4: Completely forget to create your own subscription to said API (minor oversight) Nothing says "flawless execution" like charging for something you yourself can't figure out how to use. Classic billionaire move - break the stairs while climbing them.