Someone forgot to scale the perlin correctly

Content Users thinking it is safe to use the app Me fixing bugs on Production

The eternal dilemma of the open source developer - choosing between social life and that burning desire to fix just one more bug before bed. That pull request isn't going to submit itself! Meanwhile, the GitHub contribution graph waits for no one. The real relationship status? "It's complicated... with my repository." The most committed relationship in his life is the one with his commit history.

Content LEARNING CODING CONCEPTS DINOMITRON WAIT, IT'S NOT ALWAYS LIKE THAT? WAIT I WAS COMPLETELY WRONG. UNDERSTANDING I'M GETTING ITI OK. Now I GET IT! WAIT.. WTF? Ok, Now I GET IT TIME

The job market for programmers in a nutshell! Everyone's turning down opportunities until someone mentions PHP, and suddenly there's a disturbance in the force. That desperate "for PHP" reveal is the programming equivalent of saying you need someone to clean portable toilets at a music festival. Suddenly the room goes silent, lightning strikes, and the only person left is that one dev who hasn't updated their resume since 2006. The rest of us would rather code on a typewriter than touch that legacy spaghetti monster.

Content ALL THAT THE LIGHT TOUCHES IS OUR CODEBASE But what's that shadowy place over there? THAT IS AN ANGULARNODE STACK WE RENDER IN AN IFRAME

Content APPS CODERS 20 YEARS AGO SCRUM (6 CODERS TODAY PROCESS