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Top panel: Blissful ignorance. You commit your code thinking you've solved everything. Middle panel: Reality check begins. QA finds those edge cases you conveniently forgot existed. Bottom panel: Full existential dread. DevOps messages you at 2AM about the production server that's now somehow mining cryptocurrency in Paraguay. The three stages of deployment grief. No developer has ever experienced the mythical fourth panel: "Everything worked perfectly."

Content Write good code and documentation so people can pick up things faster Write shitty code and no documentation so that nobody can understand how things work and you can't be laid-off

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The holy trinity of OS frustration perfectly captured in a color triangle! Windows: "Nothing works well" because your printer driver is from 2007 and your registry is a haunted mansion. macOS: "Nothing works how you want it" because Apple decided you shouldn't have that feature, and who needs right-clicks anyway? Linux: Just "Nothing works" because you've spent 6 hours configuring your wireless card only to break your display drivers in the process. The beautiful irony is that no matter which OS you choose, you're just picking your preferred flavor of disappointment. It's like dating three different people who all ghost you in unique ways.

The absolute rage when someone proudly announces they work on Microsoft Teams! For context, Teams is notorious for being a resource-hungry, bug-filled collaboration platform that developers love to hate. The father's instant switch from polite conversation to "10 seconds to get out" perfectly captures what happens when you admit to creating software that makes millions of devs restart their computers daily. It's like bragging about inventing paper cuts or mandatory Windows updates. Meanwhile, MSN Messenger (the OG chat app) ran smoothly on computers with the processing power of a calculator. The nostalgia is real!

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