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The eternal struggle of modern web development: Your actual app code is a measly 300kb, but somehow you're lugging around 12GB of node_modules like some kind of digital pack mule. Nothing says "efficient coding" like needing 40,000x more space for dependencies than your actual product. And we wonder why our laptops sound like they're preparing for takeoff every time we run npm install .

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Just like vampires HISS and RECOIL at the mere sight of sunlight, and Superman RUNS FOR HIS LIFE from a tiny green rock, developers everywhere are DRAMATICALLY FLINGING THEMSELVES away from the most TERRIFYING monster of all - DOCUMENTATION! 💀 The sheer HORROR of having to read or (gasp!) WRITE documentation has developers everywhere breaking into cold sweats. Who needs that kind of trauma when you can just wing it and cry later? It's not like anyone's going to read it anyway! The code should speak for itself... right? RIGHT?!

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