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Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of that junior dev thinking they can fix ALL alignment issues in a WEEKEND?! 💅 Honey, the senior dev is over here having an existential crisis about changing a FONT STYLE taking THREE WHOLE WEEKS! That's because the senior knows the horrifying truth - every CSS change is connected to seventeen other things that will spontaneously combust if you touch them! That one-line font change? It's actually a portal to dependency hell that will summon bugs from dimensions unknown! Meanwhile, our precious little junior is still living in that beautiful dreamland where CSS actually makes sense. Bless their innocent heart! 😭

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The eternal longing of Linux developers... dreaming of a fully-functional Visual Studio experience while Microsoft continues to ghost their relationship status. Sure, VS Code exists, but it's like getting a text that says "u up?" at 2am instead of a proper commitment. That purple Visual Studio icon next to the Linux penguin represents the forbidden love that Microsoft keeps teasing but never fully delivers on. The cloud shows what we truly desire in our hearts - a world where we don't have to dual-boot Windows just to use the good IDE.

What happens when Richard Stallman designs transportation? You get this monstrosity - a vehicle so free it's practically anarchist. The license plate says it all: pure, unfiltered hatred for proprietary drivers. This is peak FOSS evangelism on wheels. The solar panels aren't just for energy - they're a political statement. And of course Windows are bloat - they probably add at least 2GB to the car's weight. The stuffed GNU mascot instead of a rearview mirror is just *chef's kiss* - safety regulations are just another form of proprietary control anyway.

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