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Content when you have a load of ideas but no actual coding skills to realize them.

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The brutal reality check we all need sometimes. Just like how your IDE theme won't fix your spaghetti code, wearing programmer merch won't magically grant you debugging powers. The dog is the only honest one here—delivering hard truths while the rest of us are busy configuring Neovim instead of fixing that memory leak. Turns out all those programmer socks on Amazon weren't the career hack we thought they were. Who knew?

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OMG, the sacred pre-holiday server ritual! 🙏 IT professionals literally PRAYING to the server gods before abandoning their precious babies for a week. "PLEASE DON'T CRASH WHILE WE'RE GONE! WE BEG YOU!" Because nothing says "Merry Christmas" like getting emergency calls about the production server catching fire while you're trying to open presents. The absolute DESPERATION in those hands pressed against the racks! That's not tech support—that's a full-on religious experience with a side of existential dread! 💀