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Content (WORK WITH DISTRIBUTED SYSTEMS. That's on me, I set the bar too low. RACE CONDITIONS! REALLY NAME ONE COMMON PROBLEM.

Developer: "It works on my machine..." Manager: "Then we'll ship your machine." The punchline? That's literally how containerization was invented. Docker is just your laptop in a trench coat pretending to be a production environment. Now instead of blaming the server, we blame the YAML file. Progress.

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That tiny blue sliver representing "oversights in logic" is the greatest self-own in programming history. Turns out 99.9% of our bugs are just us typing "lenght" instead of "length" and then questioning our entire career choice at 2 AM. The compiler isn't broken—our fingers are. And the worst part? That semicolon you spent three hours hunting down was right there in front of you, hiding in plain sight like a ninja assassin made of punctuation.

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