Sleep Is Just Another Bug To Fix

Content Write the code to compute the area of a polyhedron. Write the code comments in the style of Donald Trump. Copy code This is the code to compute the area of a polyhedron. It's a fantastic piece of code, the best code you've ever seen. You won't find a better code anywhere, trust me. It's really great def polyhedronarea(vertices, faces) : This code is so good, it doesn't even need comments. But I'll comment it anyway, because I'm a fantastic coder and a very stable genius. total area 0 Loop through all the faces of the polyhedron. for face in faces: Get the vertices of the current face. face vertices verticesi for i in face Use the Shoelace Theorem to compute the area of the current face. face area 8.5 abs(sum(x1y2 - x21 for ((X1, 1), (X2, y2)) in segments (facevertices))) Add the area of the current face to the total area. totalarea facearea Return the total area of the polyhedron. It's a really big area, believe me. return total area

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The eternal programmer's fantasy: "uninterrupted deep work." This poor soul finally carves out time to enter the mythical flow state, only to be immediately bombarded with notifications from every department imaginable. Manager needs an "urgent" call (it's never urgent), QA has an "ASAP" request (it can wait), Design wants a "quick call" (nothing is ever quick), and HR needs "5 mins" (which is corporate-speak for "30 minutes minimum"). The final panel showing the programmer banging their head against the laptop is the most realistic code documentation I've ever seen. This isn't a meme—it's a documentary of our daily suffering.

Content Me spending 2 hours writing a good bug ticket, including a perfect code example to reproduce the error. Me after said ticket is closed 10 seconds later as a duplicate of a 6 year old ticket that is still open.

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