Shake it, go on...

The arcade battlefield we all dread! The client is pointing a laser gun at the project lead who's desperately trying to shield the junior dev from the chaos. It's that special moment when the client decides "hey, let's completely revamp everything" right before launch day. The project lead is taking all the hits while the junior dev stands safely in the background, arms crossed, blissfully unaware of the requirements apocalypse unfolding. Classic software development lifecycle - where "final requirements" are just a mythical concept and project timelines are more like... suggestions.

Content Me, after a single letter changed in code CTRLS

The classic software development saga in three acts: Act 1: "We found a bug! Here's a bizarre workaround that makes no logical sense." Act 2: "After thorough investigation, we've confirmed the bizarre workaround actually works. Please use it." Act 3: "After further investigation, we've determined our workaround does absolutely nothing. We have no idea what's happening." Every developer who's ever shipped code is nodding right now. The correlation-causation fallacy is basically a required skill on résumés at this point.

Content JEFFY, WHERE'S DADDY? YAY WHeeleRe's Mommy? YAY OKAY, JEFFY WHERE'S (Pv5?

Content Working on my side project "This is probably gonna take 30-40 minutes" 11 hours later:

Content 220,000 Marketing Manager 6500.000 CEO CIO Project Manager 120,00 UX Manager 5120,000 IT Manager 140,001 Product Owner 395,000 Business Analyst 0000s Product Manager 75,000 Senior Programmer