Say Hi In Your Language

computer science Programmer life Cpp Mother tongue Social awkwardness Coding language

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Say Hi In Your Language

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When someone asks you to say "hi" in your mother language and you respond with a C++ code snippet... This is peak programmer energy! The person literally speaks in code, treating C++ as their native tongue. I bet they dream in algorithms and have debugging nightmares. This is what happens when you spend more time with compilers than with actual humans. Their social skills might be deprecated, but their syntax is impeccable!

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