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Content "Oh, you're a software engineer? So you theme your terminal black and green just to show off?" You just insulted my entire race of people made, with mematie But ves.

The evolution of a C++ developer's formatting skills in one perfect image. Top panel: the prehistoric way of formatting output with printf() and those cryptic format specifiers that feel like deciphering ancient hieroglyphics. Bottom panel: the enlightened approach using C++ streams with all those fancy manipulators that make your code look like you're conducting a symphony orchestra. It's like going from "I bash rocks together to make fire" to "I adjust the temperature on my smart thermostat with voice commands." Progress!

Content Tytanic woodsdt Found out my wife is due in December and I'm already sweating about what to name this kid. I have a hard enough time deciding what to name my variables, how can I name a human??? Poor little i; gtgski 17h Welcome to the world firstChildOfMeAndPartner 1 Reply 178 PuzzleMeDo 16h 1 agree with the clear descriptive name, but wouldn't it be more future proof if we treat him as a member of an array? propose calling him: childOfPartnerAnd0 100 J G4METIME 12h Depends on the language, whether you have to define the length of the array in the beginning or not. But a list should work properly. But then also the question arises, how you deal with twins 33

The meme starts with a noble plea to "STOP making fun of different programming languages" followed by compliments for various languages: C is FAST, Java is POPULAR, Ruby is COOL, Python is BEAUTIFUL, Haskell is INTRIGUING... and then there's just "JavaScript" with no compliment whatsoever. The silent burn is absolutely devastating. Even in a post about not making fun of languages, JavaScript still gets thrown under the bus by omission. The programming equivalent of your mom saying she loves all her children equally and then forgetting to mention you.

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