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Content Me: I can code Friend: Dude can you hack someon- shut

Content I Will Not Write Rust Again ThePrime Time 66K view 7 hours ago 7:19 236.596 botkooper - Resubscribed fort C' ShOw Po Itts !today !goal Writing rust for the first time since in over 1 year 3:49:10 IAM GOING TO WRITE RUST AND I AM SORRY RE ThePrimeTime Published 3 days ago

The medal doesn't say "1st Place" - it says "1 Place"! Someone clearly forgot to sanitize their inputs and the programmer's medal got hit with a classic SQL injection attack. That sneaky hacker turned "1st" into "0" by injecting code through the medal engraving system. Rookie security mistake that turned gold into a big fat zero. And the programmer is just standing there looking smug because they probably executed the attack themselves. Classic case of "it's not a bug, it's a feature!"

Content HUMAN RESOURCES? 1AM NEW AROUND HERE. I WANT TO REPORT THAT I SAW A HOMELESS PERSON IN THE SERVER ROOM D) "THAT MUST BE JOHN. HE IS THE SENIOR ARCHITECT"

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