Complexity: A Developer's True Love Language

Overengineering Clean code Complexity Technical debt If-else data structures Code quality Maintainability Reinventing the wheel

Programming Debugging Algorithms

7 months ago 209,899 views 0 shares

Complexity: A Developer's True Love Language

overengineering-memes, clean-code-memes, complexity-memes, technical-debt-memes, if-else-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Nobody wants to write clean, efficient code when they can reinvent the wheel with a monstrosity that'll make future maintainers contemplate a career change. Why solve a problem with 5 lines when you can create a bespoke nightmare that requires its own documentation series? The best part is watching junior devs try to understand your "genius" six months later while you're conveniently on vacation.

More Like This

Localhost: The Call Is Coming From Inside The House

Programming Networking Bash Linux

9 months ago 385.1K views 0 shares

Localhost: The Call Is Coming From Inside The House

When you try to look tech-savvy but accidentally announce you're deleting your own brain. 127.0.0.1 (localhost) is basically your computer talking to itself - it's like announcing "I found a virus in the mirror!" and then using the nuclear option rm -rf (delete everything recursively, no questions asked) on yourself. The traceroute command is just chef's kiss perfection - trying to trace a route to something that's already inside you. It's like calling your own phone to ask where your phone is. Billionaire tech genius status: REVOKED .

Should've used long

Programming StackOverflow

4 years ago 69.5K views 0 shares

Should've used long | overflow-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Girls talk in higher pitch to those they're attracted to Girls speak to me in low pitch because they don't like me Girls speak to me in low pitch because of an integer overflow

Allow me to render..

Programming

3 years ago 52.5K views 0 shares

Allow me to render.. | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content C C Java In game development you guys would be, like, my bitches.

Thank God

Programming

3 years ago 53.0K views 0 shares

Thank God | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Says here you should be in hell, but since you coded in Assembly We'll count it as time served

Should I Create a New Issue?

Programming

4 years ago 52.5K views 0 shares

Should I Create a New Issue? | manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Using Jira doesn't make you agile (S If those project managers could read, they'd be very upset.

Very useful. Lol!

Programming

4 years ago 55.1K views 0 shares

Very useful. Lol! | code-memes, art-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Comments to describe the program Comments to temporarily remove part of code