Complexity: A Developer's True Love Language

data structures Technical debt Code quality Clean code Overengineering Complexity Reinventing the wheel Maintainability If-else

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Complexity: A Developer's True Love Language

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Nobody wants to write clean, efficient code when they can reinvent the wheel with a monstrosity that'll make future maintainers contemplate a career change. Why solve a problem with 5 lines when you can create a bespoke nightmare that requires its own documentation series? The best part is watching junior devs try to understand your "genius" six months later while you're conveniently on vacation.

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