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Oh the MORAL DILEMMA of every programmer! 😂 The spouse thinks Googling solutions is "cheating" while every developer knows it's just standard operating procedure ! That moment of panic when a non-tech person confesses to "cheating" in programming and you're torn between explaining that Stack Overflow is basically our collective brain or letting them feel like a coding rebel. Spoiler alert: we ALL "cheat" - it's called efficient problem-solving! The real sin would be retyping code from scratch when perfectly good solutions are just a search away!

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