Royal Decree Of Production Code

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Google's security priorities are seriously questionable. When your account gets hacked? A single flimsy gate that doesn't even close properly. But log in from your new phone? Suddenly it's Fort Knox with seven different locks, chains, and probably a retinal scan that they didn't show in the picture. I've spent more time proving I'm me to Google than I have to my own mother. Nothing says "we value security" like making legitimate users jump through hoops while leaving the backdoor wide open for actual intruders.

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The ultimate software development lifecycle in one image! What starts as a squashed wasp "integrated into the tracks" transforms into a celebrated feature. This is the perfect metaphor for when you accidentally introduce a bug, can't fix it properly, so you document it as an "intentional feature" in the release notes. The commit message probably read: "Refactored insect integration module, optimized for railway environments." Classic case of "it's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature" taken to a hilariously literal level!

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