Rip My Ideas

Unfinished projects Developer life Project management Coding distractions Github graveyard Shiny object syndrome Abandoned code Programming struggles Side projects Developer problems

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1 year ago 203,949 views 1 shares

Rip My Ideas

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Coding life in a nutshell! You're happily working on your current project when suddenly a shiny new idea appears and BAM - you abandon everything to chase it! Meanwhile at the bottom of your hard drive, that skeleton is literally all your past projects sitting there... forever unfinished, collecting digital dust. The GitHub graveyard grows another tombstone! 💀 We all have that folder named "will_finish_someday" that we haven't opened since 2019!

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