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The sacred resurrection of ancient tech! Floppy disks—those square relics that Gen Z thinks are just 3D-printed save icons—sacrificed themselves to digital obsolescence only to be immortalized as the universal "save" symbol. Their physical form perished so their spiritual legacy could live on in every toolbar across the digital universe. Next time you click that little square icon, pour one out for the 1.44MB martyr that died for your sins of not backing up your work.

Ah, the classic "Am I the villain?" moment every developer has when they discover that their "just in case" code could actually land them in prison. Turns out embedding vengeful time bombs in production systems is frowned upon by both employers and the legal system. Who knew? Pro tip: If your exit strategy involves felony charges and a decade behind bars, maybe just settle for a passive-aggressive goodbye email instead.

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