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That look when a junior dev tries the "asking for a friend" approach after pushing their API keys to GitHub. The senior's face says it all: "I know what you did, and now we're both having a terrible day." The real question isn't how to remove it—it's how many services you need to rotate keys for before the CEO finds out about the $20K AWS bill from the crypto miners who found it first.

You know that revolutionary feeling when you delete 3,000 lines of dead code that's been sitting there since the previous dev "might need it later"? Yeah, it's basically a spiritual awakening. Nothing quite matches the dopamine hit of nuking those AbstractFactoryManagerBeanSingletonHelper classes that do absolutely nothing except make your IDE lag. The best part? Running the build and watching everything still work. No broken imports. No mysterious runtime errors. Just pure, clean code liberation. You're basically the Lenin of refactoring, leading the proletariat (your remaining classes) to freedom from the tyranny of bloat. Pro tip: git blame those deleted classes and you'll find they were added during a 3 AM "temporary fix" in 2019. They were never temporary. They were never a fix.

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