r/RelationshipAdvice refuses to help me with my database, i don't think there's a single programmer there.

STOP EVERYTHING! Someone actually found a practical use for integer overflow! 🎂 When your sister's age hits -6, you've officially broken the universe's data type! The cake with those alternating red and blue candles is basically screaming "I've mastered binary AND birthday decorating!" Integer underflow: the ONLY acceptable reason to serve chocolate cake at a negative-aged person's birthday. Programmers really will go to ANY length to avoid fixing their overflow bugs - including time travel and existential paradoxes. Genius level: ASTRONOMICAL. ✨

Content How Hollywood shows hacker movies How a realistic hacker movie would look 10 SeconDs LaTeR TWD HOURS LATER Hey, I could. Nah that wouldn't work. Nothin' but a G-thang.

Content Kyle 7 KylePlantEmoji 23 godz. Me: I'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework Comp Sci Professor: your dog ate your coding assignment? Me: Prof: Me: it took him a couple bytes 255 17 18,7 K 146K

Content My manager appreciating me for creating a button that closes the app Button washing the app

Content WHENTHE 3RD PARTY LIBRARY "FRAMEWORK IS FULLOFBUGS WHEMYOU REALISE IT WAS YOUR CODE AND THE LIBRARY IS FINE imgflip.

Content Does he bite? No, but he can hurt you in other ways. Understanding the programming memes doesn't make you a dev