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Content How did you end up in poverty? Gamble? drugs? I left an ec2 instance on.

SWEET MERCIFUL HEAVENS! Just when you thought your decade of coding experience made you a JavaScript DEITY, another framework drops and SUDDENLY you're a helpless newborn again! 😱 The JavaScript ecosystem is basically a toxic relationship where you keep thinking "this time I've mastered it" and then BAM! Some new framework with a cutesy animal logo appears overnight and half your knowledge becomes ANCIENT HISTORY! Your resume might as well say "Expert in frameworks that no one uses anymore." The circle of JavaScript life: learn, master, obsolete, repeat. It's emotional DAMAGE in code form!

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Content Well now there is no need for you to be so rude my god 1 thought girls like bad boysespecially bad IT boys with total disregard to support tickets Ohhh baby keep talking what else you doing that's bad Sometimes I just kill the Java process instead of shutting it down gracefully Oh my god I'm there

Content From ProgrammerHumor community on Reddit PROGRAMMERS CREDO WE DO THESE THINGS NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE EASY, BUT BECAUSE WE THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO BE EASY

Content X I'm going to store a lot of structured data X In a database right? In a database right?