Programming For The First Time Vs The Hundredth Time

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Programming For The First Time Vs The Hundredth Time

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First time programming: confident, stepping over obstacles with ease, avoiding every rake. Hundredth time: you've stepped on so many rakes you're basically a parkour expert at getting smacked in the face. The difference is that now you know exactly which rake is going to hit you, you just can't stop it. Experience doesn't make you immune to bugs—it just makes you better at predicting your own suffering.

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