Programmers are never appreciated

Ah yes, the classic clickbait article about asynchronous operations where the numbers are completely out of order. Because that's the joke – asynchronous code doesn't execute in the sequence you wrote it. Your callback functions will return whenever they damn well please, just like these list items. The author didn't mess up the numbering; they're just demonstrating the chaotic reality of async programming where "3" finishes before "1" and your sanity slowly dissolves into a puddle of Promise.all() rejections.

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Oh honey, you did NOT just ask about dynamically naming variables in a loop! 💀 The crowd went from "aww, cute newbie with a question" to "GET THE PITCHFORKS" faster than you can say "global variable." It's like walking into a vegan restaurant and asking for the best way to cook a steak! Dynamic variable names are programming's forbidden fruit - technically possible in some languages but will get you EXCOMMUNICATED from the developer community. Next time just sacrifice your firstborn code repository instead - it'll be less painful than facing that angry mob!

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