Prof: Humans can't look like programming languages! Me:

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Content Me Interviewer def iseven (number): Base conditions if number 1: return False if number 0: return True return iseven (number-2) Me wondering how big my offer is going to be made with mematic ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Examined the logs. Found the bug!

The duality of a programmer's existence in one perfect image. On the left: the cold, dead stare of someone who's been in three consecutive meetings about why the sprint is behind schedule. On the right: pure, unbridled joy at the prospect of sweet, sweet cancellation. Those 30 reclaimed minutes might as well be a week-long vacation. Nothing sparks more developer happiness than the phrase "meeting canceled" - it's basically our version of winning the lottery. Now back to coding in peace with those noise-canceling headphones doing their sacred duty.

Content STUPA LATEST CRAIE EIG NEW CAR MORE STUFF SKINY NEW THINGS NEW CLOTHES HOLIDAYS Is that all you need? Yes. working code

Content TADAAAA! It's done! Awesome Site Splendid! What a great job! A little while later... TADAAAA! It's done! vesome Site Splendid, how efficient! But wait... It's not finished at all! Oh that... It's no big deal, I'll fix it tonight... You know, we do things well, and we do it fast! Congrats! Thanks! CommitStrip.com