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Just like the sign says, the sidewalk ends... and so does your understanding of the codebase after the senior dev who wrote it quits without documentation. One minute you're walking confidently through clean code, the next you're staring at a concrete slab with nowhere to go except into the weeds of legacy code. That feeling when the tutorial ends and you have to figure out the rest yourself. Welcome to real-world development, kid!

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of watching your FPS counter drop to 58! The HORROR! Meanwhile, console players are over there like "is something wrong?" with their peasant-level 30 FPS expectations. SWEETIE, you just wouldn't understand the EXISTENTIAL CRISIS that occurs when you've spent $3000 on a gaming rig only to experience a 2-frame drop. It's like watching your firstborn child stumble slightly while walking - UTTERLY DEVASTATING. PC gamers silently suffering in our 144Hz prison while console players live in blissful ignorance. The AUDACITY of them to even speak to us during these trying times!

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