Probably The Greatest Vibe Coder Of All Time

Developers staring at a bottle labeled "Hard to swallow pills" while refusing to accept that good software is often boring and technologically uninteresting. We'd rather build overcomplicated monstrosities with seventeen microservices and blockchain integration than admit the best solution might be a simple CRUD app with proper documentation. The real 10x engineer is the one who picks the boring, reliable solution and goes home at 5pm.

The eternal battle between quality and deadlines! First, your conscience gently whispers about your terrible code. Then it screams profanities demanding you delete that monstrosity. Finally, your deadline-panic-mode kicks in and tells your conscience to shut up because shipping anything is better than shipping nothing. The duality of every developer's mind perfectly captured in this existential crisis - write beautiful code or actually finish the project on time? Spoiler alert: we always choose the deadline and live with the technical debt shame spiral later.

When Stack Overflow is down and desperate times call for desperate measures... Turns out "JavaScript tutorials" on adult websites are surprisingly educational. Who knew that "Excel Column to Number" and "JavaScript Arrays" could be so... stimulating? The real kicker is the 100% satisfaction rating—clearly delivering exactly what was promised. Debugging has never been so exciting! Let's be honest, most of us have used shadier resources than this when trying to fix that one bug at 2 AM. At least these videos have better production value than most coding bootcamps.

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