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This meme perfectly captures that soul-crushing moment when your C++ compiler vomits 500 error messages because you forgot a single #pragma directive. The look of pure existential despair on LeBron's face is exactly how every developer feels when staring at that wall of red compiler errors. Nothing quite says "I've made a terrible mistake" like watching your error count exceed 1000 because of one tiny oversight. The compiler's like "I'm not even mad, I'm just disappointed" while proceeding to list every single way your code has disappointed your ancestors.

Content 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Dear programmer: When I wrote this code, only god and I knew how it worked. " Now, only god knows it! Therefore, if you are trying to optimize this routine and it fails (most surely), please increase this counter as a warning for the next person: total, hours wasted here 254

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