POV: Your Boss Has Side Quests

You know that feeling when you're trying to enjoy your life outside the office, but your boss just keeps appearing like an NPC with infinite dialogue options? At home: "Hey, just had a quick thought about the deployment..." At the office: obviously. On vacation, sipping wine with a view: "So about that refactoring we discussed..."

Your boss has unlocked the achievement "Omnipresent Manager" and you're stuck in an open-world game where every location triggers a new work conversation. No safe zones, no fast travel away from responsibility. Just constant side quests that somehow always become main quests. The vacation one hits different though—nothing says "relaxation" like discussing sprint velocity while pretending to enjoy your wine.

Pro tip: Airplane mode exists for a reason. Use it liberally.