Poor programmers

Content writing one (1) unit test quitting programming entirely to become a baker

Oh, the SHEER DESPERATION! Stack Overflow has reached that tragic point in its life where it's literally BEGGING random users to help others! 😱 It's like watching your formerly cool uncle create a dating profile after 20 years of marriage. "We think you would be a great fit" - translation: "PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, SOMEONE ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BEFORE WE DROWN IN A SEA OF 'HOW TO CENTER A DIV' POSTS!" The dating app of programming has resorted to the digital equivalent of standing on the street with a sign: "Will mark as duplicate for food." What's next? Stack Overflow sliding into your DMs at 2am with "u up? got any regex solutions?"

Content Open your eyes Permission Denied sudo open your eyes brain is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported

Content ME TO MY IDE CALM DOWN I AM GOING TO USE THE VARIABLE

Content GENTLEMEN IT IS MY GREAT PLEASURE TO INFORM YOU I WAS THE SENIOR WHO SAVED THE INTERNS WHO DELETED THE DATA glip.com

Content That's right! HTML, CSS, 'Assembly, Go, Dart, D, Lisp, VB.NET, F, Pascal, COBOL So you're a programmer I know C, C, Java, C, Python, PHP, JavaScript, TypeScript OK 12 And what can you do? ?