Poor programmers

The quintessential tech founder experience: headphones on, beard grown, reality forgotten. Nothing says "I know exactly what the market wants" quite like building an entire B2B SaaS platform without ever consulting the beings who'll actually use it. It's the Silicon Valley equivalent of writing a 500-page novel in Elvish and then wondering why publishers aren't fighting over it. The cosmic irony of creating "solutions" for problems that might not exist while looking like you're deep in a transcendental coding trance is just *chef's kiss*. But hey, at least those headphones are expensive!

You spend weeks crafting a beautiful UI with separate food bowls, carefully positioned for optimal feeding efficiency. Then your users show up and completely ignore your meticulously designed architecture, sprawling across the entire interface like they're at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Eight years in frontend development and I've learned one truth: no matter how intuitive you think your design is, users will find a way to use it wrong. It's not a bug, it's a feature of human nature.

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