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The JavaScript purists have found their champion. Someone finally brave enough to sign an executive order against TypeScript, the language that dares to add types to JavaScript's beautiful chaos. Next thing you know, they'll be requiring documentation and consistent naming conventions. Pure madness. The compiler fanatics will be celebrating tonight with their manually allocated memory and segmentation faults while the rest of us just want to run npm install 47 times until something works.