Phyton dad.

Content Arrays start at ONE MatLab Me, coming from any actual progamming language

Content Me showing the new person at work how to do things I don't even know how to do myself

Content Coding chicken thoughts me

Content HAVE A MILLION DOLLAR APP IDEA

A classic language war in its natural habitat! Someone makes the bold claim that C/C++ and assembly are unbeatable performance kings, only to be countered by the chaotic suggestion to "google Fortran Tutorial." The third commenter's "Holy hell" perfectly captures that moment when you realize Fortran—that ancient scientific computing language from the 1950s—still outperforms modern languages in numerical computations. It's like watching someone bring a calculator to a smartphone fight and somehow win. The real punchline? All three comments have exactly 1 point each. Nobody's winning this war.

Content It doesn't work.... why? It works....... why?