One Video Then I Code

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One Video Then I Code

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Started the day with a simple choice between coding and gaming. "Man what an easy choice," I thought, wiping my brow dramatically. But then YouTube entered the chat and suddenly I'm 47 videos deep into "Why Assembly Language Is Actually Beautiful" at 2AM with zero lines of code written. The productivity killer isn't the obvious distraction—it's the one that tricks you into thinking you're being productive while stealing your entire evening.

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