One of us doesn’t leave here alive! 👉🤷‍♂️👈

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AI is that new junior dev who can write an entire e-commerce platform from scratch overnight but stares blankly at the screen for hours when you ask it to fix a missing semicolon. The duality is real - fancy tuxedo for creating complex systems, but turn into a teeth-grinding maniac when faced with debugging the simplest issues. Just like the rest of us, except we don't have the excuse of being a neural network.

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Oh, the sacred archetypes of code warriors! The Paladin with their holy linter crusade (because tabs vs spaces wasn't divisive enough). The Monk crafting artisanal frameworks while typing on a Model M keyboard that sounds like a machine gun. The Sorcerer whose one-liners are so cryptic they might as well be summoning demons—their code works through sheer dark magic until Mercury goes retrograde. The Warlock maintaining COBOL systems from the 1970s, bound by ancient contracts and the souls of retired programmers. And finally, the Bard, whose documentation haikus somehow charm project managers into extending deadlines. The most terrifying part? We all know at least one of each in our dev team. And if you don't... it might be you.