One of us doesn’t leave here alive! 👉🤷‍♂️👈

Content THE ONLY A -L. ULL EVER NEED tab ALWAYS KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT IM THINKING

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Ah, the classic "minimum viable setup" that screams "I have exactly $37 in my bank account but deadlines wait for no one." Top left: The tower of power sitting directly on the floor like it's 1998. Carpet cooling system™ - free dust filters included! Top right: That monitor has more artifacts than an archaeological museum. Those horizontal lines aren't a bug, they're a feature that helps you count the lines of code! Bottom left: The mouse pad is optional when you've got the smooth, luxurious surface of... *checks notes*... a Dell laptop. Bottom right: Ergonomics? Never heard of her. That bike seat "chair" is how real programmers build calluses and character simultaneously. This setup isn't just a workstation—it's a testament to the human spirit. And a chiropractor's retirement fund.

Content How many times can you subtract 10 from 100? 10 times! Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90 You are hired!

Content What I asked for my bday What I got for my bday I'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE

Content Brothers and sisters are natural enemies Or Developers and Managers Or Developers and other Developers Like Developers and Clients Or Developers and Product owners Damn Developers, they ruined Programming!