Oh God

DARLING, FEAST YOUR EYES on the masterpiece of mediocrity that is modern development! 💅 That bird drawing starts all proper and dignified, then SPIRALS into absolute CHAOS before somehow—SOMEHOW—still managing to fly! Just like that nightmare codebase you've been nursing along since 2018! Sure, your variables are named 'asdf' and 'temp2Final_REALFINAL', there are 47 nested if-statements, and you've commented "DO NOT TOUCH OR EVERYTHING EXPLODES," but guess what? IT WORKS! And in this economy, that's basically a standing ovation! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*

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The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of tech life! 😭 First panel: Engineer smugly rides along writing Python because "bash scripts are for PEASANTS." Second panel: Same engineer bending over backwards to call sed commands FROM Python like some twisted coding contortionist. Third panel: SPLAT! Utterly DEMOLISHED by a bash regex bug that was lurking in the shadows the whole time! The irony is so delicious I could serve it for dessert! This is what happens when you try to escape bash—it finds you, hunts you down, and reminds you that NO ONE escapes the command line!

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