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Content HOW EFFECTIVE IT IS ProgrammerHumor. DEBUGGING TACTICS A WALK O READ THE DOCS USE O BREAKPOINTS 1ST PAGE oF GOOGLING O TALK TO A RUBBER DUCK 5TH PAGE OF GOOGLING PRINT ("HERE!") o RUN THE SAME CODE AGAIN, HOPE IT MAGICALLY WORKS Now HOW OFTEN I TRY IT

Content me watching a tutorial for the second time after closing the tab halfway through thinking i could do it by myself from there

SWEET ESCAPE ROUTE DETECTED! When the code has finally broken your spirit and your soul is as fragmented as your codebase, there's only ONE SOLUTION! Abandon ship! Flee the trenches of actual programming and ascend to the promised land of project management where you can torture others with deadlines instead of torturing yourself with debugging! Just trade your keyboard for a Gantt chart and POOF – suddenly you're the one asking "why isn't this done yet?" instead of sobbing into your energy drink at 3 AM. The ultimate developer career hack – if you can't fix the bugs, manage the people who will!

Content When tech support tells an engineer "Turn it off and back on" Do not cite the deep magic to me Witc I was there when it was written.

Content Sort an Array into even and old help Submitted 31 minutes ago by myrrtle figured it out. Thanks 2 comments share save hide give gold report crosspost pocket What do you think? Remember the human. SAVE content policy formatting help all 2 comments sorted by: best v 4 - usagiusagi 1 point 13 minutes ago post the answer at least so we can tell you it's wrong even when it works. permalink embed save report give gold reply pocket

Content Rant I donno2048 84 4d 20 I was talking to my friend, and she told me she started learning to code, I said it's nice, and asked what language she learns, she said she learns the "usual" language, explained to her that just like natural lanquage there is no single "usual" lanquage. Then she said she learns this language where the text is colorful. rant Favorite