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Every codebase has that one bizarre, undocumented function written by a developer who left 5 years ago. Nobody understands how it works, but removing it crashes the entire system. The gnome is that random 20-line function with cryptic variable names that somehow prevents your production server from bursting into flames. You've tried refactoring it twice, but each attempt ended with emergency rollbacks at 2AM while your boss questions your life choices.

The idealism vs reality gap strikes again. Senior dev up there talking about "building apps, teamwork, and discovering new things" while the rest of us are just thinking "will this job pay my AWS bill?" Ten years in and I've learned there are two types of developers: those who genuinely believe in the craft and those who realized a CS degree was their ticket to affording groceries without checking prices. The duality of our industry in one perfect frame.

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