surprised i didn't see this one yet

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Content lam not a programmer at all, but I once had to use a scripting program to automate a task at work. My co-workers complained that they didn't know how much was left and wanted a bar. So, I added a loading bar that automatically started at 30, and then every 5 seconds split the remaining and added it on (capping at 99 until done). So: 30, 65 (100-3070; 702 35; 30 (original) 35 65), 82, 91, 96, 98, 99, 99.. After that they loved it. Idiots.

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Content Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 Dec 25. ProdrammerHumor.io

Oh, the sweet revenge of the unpaid intern! This meme shows the command git add .env which is basically the digital equivalent of dropping a nuclear bomb in the repo. The .env file contains all those juicy API keys, database passwords, and secret tokens that should NEVER be committed to version control. It's like saying "Thanks for the experience, here's all your security credentials on GitHub for the world to see!" A perfect exit strategy for someone who worked for exposure instead of actual money. Chaotic evil never looked so satisfying.

Content 1 kept getting 1's and 0's That's boolshit