Nobody Tell Him About Ss Ms

God really said "fine, you want attention? Here's a whole new unit of time complexity" and dropped milliseconds, microseconds, and nanoseconds on humanity like divine punishment. The Tower of Babel reference is *chef's kiss* because just like that biblical disaster where everyone suddenly spoke different languages, we now have a fragmented mess of time units that nobody can agree on. Seconds seemed perfectly fine for centuries, but nooo, computers had to ruin everything by being too fast. Now we're measuring things in nanoseconds like we're racing photons. Wait until this guy finds out about picoseconds and femtoseconds—that's when the real existential crisis begins.