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Content Medium By A Medium Corporation Open iTunes to buy and download apps. View More by This Developer M Description Welcome to Medium for 05, a simple app that lets you read and write the stories that matter most to you. Every day thousands of new voices publish their unique experiences, views, and reflections to Medium.com, creating the largest, most diverse collection of stories on the internet. With this app you have the cleanest, simplest way to discover them and create your own, wherever you are. A simple mobile editor allows you to quickly capture your idea and publish it on Medium. A beautiful, dynamic interface guides you through an endless supply of stories from a diverse sampling of writers, from world-famous authors to first-time contributors. Create your Medium account with Facebook or Twitter, then scroll through your personalized reading list, custom- tailored to your interests based on what your friends are writing, reading, and recommending on Medium, plus a mix of our top stories of the day. See how your stories are performing on your stats page. A Medium Corporation Weh Site View in iTunes This app is designed for both iPhone and iPad Free Category: News Updated: Jun 02, 2015 Version: 1.14.112 Size: 13.2 MB Languages: English, Norwegian, Catalan, Czech, Danish, Dutch, French, German, What's New in Version 1.14.1121 -Peter let a couple nasty bugs slip into our last release, these have been fixed -Fired Peter

C++ shows up with perfect makeup - powerful, precise, but requires meticulous attention. Python's just casually biting its lip - easy to use but sometimes frustratingly inconsistent. Ruby's doing that subtle pout - elegant syntax that makes you feel clever until you try to scale. And then there's Visual Basic... that pained grimace says everything about maintaining legacy VB code at 3 AM when the production server crashes. The facial expressions are more accurate than any language documentation I've ever read.

The ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE of being a programmer in public! One second you're innocently sliding down the playground, and BOOM—suddenly you're bombarded with tech support requests, million-dollar app ideas, and casual requests to commit federal crimes! 💀 The audacity of people thinking "programmer" means "free IT department, startup incubator, and hacker-for-hire" all rolled into one! Next time someone asks you to "just hack Facebook real quick," remember that prison orange is NOT your color, sweetie!

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