No Clue Inclusiveness

Software development Code review Pull request Junior developer Senior developer Tech hierarchy Tech teamwork

Programming Git Debugging Testing

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No Clue Inclusiveness

senior-developer-memes, junior-developer-memes, code-review-memes, debugging-memes, pull-request-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

OH MY GOD, the AUDACITY of junior devs who write such catastrophic code that it summons the ancient one from their cave! 💀 Your pull request is so spectacularly broken that the senior dev—who was PERFECTLY CONTENT ignoring your existence—now has to descend from Mount Olympus to fix your disaster. Congratulations! You've created such a magnificent dumpster fire that even the mythical being who hasn't looked at production code in 3 years has to put down their coffee and save humanity from your keyboard crimes!

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