No Clue Inclusiveness

Content He schedules meetings first thing in the morning! He makes SCRUM meetings last hours! He scheduled a deployment on Friday at the end of the day! LACKENART

You know that console.log() you threw in there to debug that one weird edge case six months ago? Yeah, it's still there. Chilling in production. Logging every single request like a chatty parrot. The brain's concern is totally valid—print statements in production are unprofessional, can leak sensitive data, and clutter your logs. But the developer's casual "I'll remove it next release" is the tech equivalent of "I'll start going to the gym next Monday." Spoiler: they won't. Then comes the plot twist: "It's javascript." And suddenly all bets are off. The brain just accepts defeat because in the Node.js ecosystem, console.log() is practically a feature at this point. Half the npm packages you're using probably have forgotten console.logs scattered throughout their codebases. Your production logs are basically a archaeological dig site of debugging statements from 2018. The real tragedy? That print statement will outlive the developer's tenure at the company.

The same energy as waiting for framework updates instead of using the stable version that works perfectly fine. My Steam library has 200+ games I've never installed because they were 90% off. What's another $4.99 for a game I'll "definitely play someday"? Meanwhile my IDE license renewal at full price? Absolute highway robbery.

The irony of a customer service rep telling a programmer to clear the cache is like a civilian telling a bomb technician to cut the red wire. "Have you tried clearing your cache?" is literally our first debugging mantra, right after turning it off and on again. It's the sacred incantation we've been mumbling under our breath since our first stack overflow error. Next they'll be telling me to check if my computer is plugged in or suggesting I update my browser. The audacity.

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Content Anonymous 020718(Wed)11:31:42 No.64636082 284 38 38 2254833384 228883835 228333 83 2254833408 2259833059 What is "compiling"? Anonymous 020718(Wed)11:37:43 No.64636144 M 259938 50 2254536538 225953555 2799936 a 75003 373 64638143 64638522 64639846 There's a very small man living in the CPU that reads your code, laughs at your terrible algorythm implementations, and translates everything by hand into 10101001110100101001010etc, so that no one else will be able to read your shitty code and you will be safe from the shame of being ridiculed by everyone Say thanks to the little CPU man. L Anonymous 020718(ed)11:38:58 No.64636152 64636144 Thanks little CPU man