Newbie Shock

Content Jason Walker 2 weeks 300 10 coding, 90 debugging REPLY 1.2K Hide replies Oscar Mike 2 weeks ago 10 coding, 20 googling, 70 debugging REPLY 119 RadiationOverdose 2 weeks ago 10 coding, 30 StackOverflow, 60 debugging 103 Luuk Wuijster 2 weeks ago 100 StackOverflow REPLY 126

Cloning that "perfect solution" from GitHub only to discover it's a digital crime scene with 200+ errors? Classic. You're basically performing CPR on code that was DOA. The heroic chest compressions won't bring back what was never alive in the first place. We've all been there – frantically trying to revive someone else's abandoned project while silently questioning our life choices. Next time, maybe check the pulse before adopting the corpse.

Content MOMMY, WHO MAKES CHRISTMAS TOYS? THE ELVES! WOW REALLY? EVEN VIDEO GAMES? OMG WTF IS THIS SHIT. SURE! C FOR DUMMIES JEGO ProgrammerHumor. io

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Relationship saved by a zero-indexing technicality. The girlfriend thinks she's second place, but in most programming languages arrays start at index 0, making index 1 actually the second element. So while she thinks she's getting a compliment about being his #1 interest, she's technically his #2. Programmer gets to keep coding and girlfriend. Mission accomplished without a single git conflict.

The "Yes" command doesn't exist in Linux, but that's the joke. The bearded terminal warrior on the right is so deep in command line Stockholm syndrome that he misinterpreted the question as asking if he has a favorite Linux command. Of course he does. His entire personality is bash shortcuts and sudo privileges. He probably has strong opinions about text editors too.