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Content my program: works perfectly me: cleans up the code also my program: well now I am not doing it

Content WHY THE HELL WOULD I SPEND 10 MINUTES WALKING TO HYRULE CASTLE WHEN I CAN BUILD THE MOST GARBAGE CAR IN THE HISTORY OF ENGINEERING AND GET THERE IN 45 MINUTES

The existential dread of encountering a C++ lambda that looks like hieroglyphics carved by ancient compiler priests. You know the ones—those monstrosities with capture lists, auto return types, and nested template arguments that stretch across three monitors. The developer is literally begging for mercy from whoever created that syntax nightmare. Meanwhile, there you are, knife in hand, ready to maintain that codebase because you claimed "I know C++" in the interview. Pro tip: If your lambda requires its own documentation chapter, maybe just write a regular function like a normal human being.

Content Mike Veerman 1 mikeveerman Ah 2018. Scrum means "Waterfall but we don't have time for analysis" Kanban means "Scrum, but we don't have time for sprint planning". Agile means "We have no process, but we do use JIRA extensively" 11:29 PM 12 Aug 18 1,080 Retweets 2,635 Likes ProarammerHumor.io

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