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When your CSS finally works and the cat fits purr fectly in the container! That beautiful moment when width: 100% and height: 100% actually do what you want instead of causing overflow chaos. The cat is now fully responsive and contained - unlike most of my elements that either escape their boxes or collapse into weird shapes. No media queries needed for this feline layout! Fun fact: Cats naturally follow the box model better than most browsers. If it fits, they sits - no margin or padding calculations required.

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The entire financial world runs on COBOL code written when dinosaurs roamed the earth. New programmers see this ancient language and want it burned at the stake, but banks cling to it like Gollum with the precious ring. Why rewrite millions of lines of working code when you can just pay COBOL developers obscene amounts of money instead? The banking industry's motto: "If it's broken enough to work for 60 years, don't fix it."

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