Naming Functions Is Hard

Content People appreciating how wikipedia is free Linus Torvalds who made entire kernel free which runs all android phones and servers.

Content Me spending 2 hours writing a good bug ticket, including a perfect code example to reproduce the error. Me after said ticket is closed 10 seconds later as a duplicate of a 6 year old ticket that is still open.

Content TIME FOR A GOOD 3 PRODUCTIVE DAY AT THE COMPUTER! EVERYTHING IS BROKEN NOW OH BOY, A SOFTWARE UPDATE! UPDATING

Content wrote a bad code Does it affect iny code? No Then suffer in silence.

Content WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER MONEY STATUS Being the accepted answer in stack overflow TU

Content Dear maintainer: When I wrote this code, only I and God knew what it was. Now, only God knows! So if you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine (and failed), please increment the following counter as a warning to the next guy: totalhourswastedhere 67