My Wife Doesnt Know Why I Cant Help

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My Wife Doesnt Know Why I Cant Help

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Ah yes, the classic "computer expert" paradox. Got a master's degree in computer engineering but somehow can't figure out why your wife's laptop is making that weird clicking noise. The degree prepares you to design complex systems and algorithms, not to troubleshoot why Facebook is suddenly showing everything in Spanish after your mother-in-law borrowed the computer. It's like having a PhD in astrophysics but being unable to explain why the kitchen light flickers. The universe makes sense; household electronics remain an eternal mystery.

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