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You know that brilliant idea where you let the AI handle all those annoying TODOs scattered across your codebase? Yeah, turns out Claude doesn't work for free. Someone just learned the hard way that giving an AI carte blanche to "fix everything" is basically like handing your credit card to a very enthusiastic, very thorough robot that bills by the token. The real kicker? Those TODOs probably said things like "// TODO: refactor this entire architecture" and "// TODO: rewrite in Rust". Claude took it literally. Every. Single. One. Hope the company has a good API budget because that invoice is going to need its own sprint planning session.

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