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Ah yes, the sudden retina assault that happens when you click a link at 11pm. Nothing quite like having your eyeballs incinerated by #FFFFFF backgrounds when you're coding in your cave. It's 2025 and we've got AI generating entire codebases, but somehow implementing prefers-color-scheme media query is still considered bleeding-edge technology for half the internet. I've literally added dark mode to sites in 10 minutes, but apparently that's too much effort for billion-dollar companies. The sunglasses aren't fashion—they're survival equipment for frontend developers.

The bell curve of programming wisdom hits hard. The junior devs (IQ 55-70) and senior wizards (IQ 130-145) both preach simplicity, while the middle-management types with their "it has to have all the features!!" are trapped in complexity hell. After 15 years in this industry, I've watched countless projects collapse under their own weight because someone insisted on cramming in every possible feature. The truly enlightened know that elegance comes from ruthless simplification. Voltaire nailed it centuries ago, and we're still learning this lesson the hard way with every new framework, library, and enterprise application. The cycle is eternal: build it simple, complicate it needlessly, then spend years refactoring back to simplicity.

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