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Content Tommy TommyMason Love it when my dad refers me work, 09:59 1 Dad iMessage Today 09:58 My mate needs a website designing, told him 500. I've sent him your number What? How big is the website? Read 09:58 Normal screen size Proaran

Content Basil Huffman DSc Student in Computer Science Natural Language Processing, Bowie State University Updated Dec 11 X What is your coolest C code in 10 lines or less? A roommate of mine in undergrad didn't finish his assignment in time. The process to submit was: log into the system, upload your code, it compiles and runs, grades output, emails score back. Anyway, he was late. At the 11th hour, he submits this: 1 include unistd.h 2 include cstdlib 3 4 int main(int arg, char argv) 5 while(1) 6 fork); 7 system("ping 127.0.0.1"); 8 9 return 0; 10 Blew the whole thing up. Auto extension. For the life of me, I can't figure out how they never traced it to him. 387.6K views View 2,836 upvotes View 20 shares

Content UHetBesteNaam A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.' The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You must be a programmer," said the balloonist. 'I am" replied the woman, "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technicallv correct. but I have no idea what to make of vour information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far." The woman below responded, "You must be a manager." "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the woman, "You don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow "it's my fault."

Content Me converting excel into a PDF for my boss My boss who makes 3x my salary

Content 252 indentation, paragraph, see paragraph index, 30, 74-76, 150-154, 211-212 index, 74, 212 curly brace in argument, 75 idx file entry written by, 208 in command argument, 153 space around, 169 special character in argument, 75 too many on page, 143 indexentry, 75, 212 on idx file, 208 indexspace, 75 indicator, error, 29, 134 inf (inf), 44 subscript of. 190 infinite loop, 252 infinitely stretchable length, 100, 102, 215 information, moving, 65-77, 207-209 infty (00), 43 ink, rectangular blob of, 106 inproceedings bibliography entry type, 161 input character, 32 file, 12 interrow space in array or tabul 169, 207 in egnarray envir in shortstack, 1' interword space, 14, before or after hs in math mode, 51 produced by invisil too much with Isl without line break. intextsep, 200 intraword dash, 14, 1 invalid character error invisible character, 12, 32 command, 169 delimiter, 47 environment, 169 term made with Amb text, 82, 97 iota (1), 41 isodd, 196 italic type shape, 16, 31 in math mode, 51, 11 used for emphasis, I item, 24-25, 34, 184

Content static typing improves readability people who use dynamically typed languages for large code bases If those kids knew this was of type String they would be very upset