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Two lonely devs complaining about having zero GitHub followers while the obvious solution stares them in the face. It's like watching two people dying of thirst while standing next to a water fountain. The second dev even added the sad face emoticon for maximum pity points. The real tragedy? They both managed to increment their comment count (++11 and ++1) but couldn't figure out how to increment their follower count. Classic programmer mindset - can write complex algorithms but can't solve the simplest social problem.

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Content Jet jetblack72 Programmer goes to shop for groceries, wife tells him: "Get a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get a dozen." So he comes back home with a gallon of milk and a dozen eggs because he's a programmer, not a poorly programmed computer.

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Content Junior: Where is documentation? Team Lead: 1AM DOCUMENTATION