My computer architecture class in a nutshell

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Ah yes, the annual ritual of updating the copyright year—the one task that makes you feel like you've actually accomplished something in January. Four whole keystrokes of productivity! Sure, you haven't fixed that memory leak or refactored that spaghetti code, but dammit, the footer is legally compliant now. Some devs even automate it with new Date().getFullYear() but that would rob them of this profound sense of achievement. Nothing says "I'm contributing to the codebase" quite like changing a single digit while ignoring the 147 open tickets in Jira.

Content Society when people read docs and errors:

Ah, the classic technical debt masterpiece! Two construction workers building a brick wall that's completely misaligned and chaotic, captioned with the most dangerous phrase in software development: "Just keep coding. We can always fix it later." This is basically every sprint planning meeting where the product manager needs features yesterday. The wall represents your codebase - structurally questionable but somehow still standing. Those crooked bricks? That's your hastily written functions that somehow pass the tests. Spoiler alert: "later" never comes. Six months from now you'll be explaining to new hires why there's a comment that says "// TODO: Refactor this nightmare before 2018".